Confessions

“I secretly like teabags. I know it's wrong. But they're just so convenient.”

— Anonymous Leaf

“I once put the milk in first and… I liked it.”

— A Troubled Sprig

“I microwaved my tea when it went cold. Twice. In the same morning.”

— Purgatea-Bound

“I had a coffee last Tuesday. I've told no one. Until now.”

— The Repentant Bean

“I don't actually know how long to steep Earl Grey. I've been guessing for twenty years.”

— The Impostor

“I told my Brewmaster I was ill. I was actually at Costa.”

— Gone to the Dark Roast

“I once dunked a Jaffa Cake. In coffee. I am beyond redemption.”

— The Fallen One